The Ehan homeland is an island of approximately 50K square miles centered at latitude 33 N. (What’s the longitude of nowhere? I’ll leave that you.) Perhaps due to their isolationism, it never occured to the Ehan to name their island. When pressed to write something on a map they’ve settled on Taiyana, literally “our land.” Got that? Not that you could invade if you wanted to. The western coast is made up of rather impressive mountains, the natural harbors are expertly fortified, the southern coast is almost all cliffs.
Which brings me to the surprising climate variations in this little land. The south is semiarid steppe. The Pea River valley receives an average of 17 inches of rainfall per year. The northern part of the island is substantially more temperate, with an annual rainfall of 34 inches. How did this come to be? Lots of butterflies, clearly.
The difference in climate long ago created a differing economic development. Regions grouped together for economic cooperation by their very different growing seasons, leading eventually to the two competing states on the island today - the confederation of counties in the south and the more feudal, imperial government in the north.
In fact the north-south divide has become a major feature of Ehan culture, or rather, cultures. The line between average rainfalls not only defines and divides major dialect groups, but differing cultural attitudes and practices as well.
The capital of the southern state is Halme (lit. “the sound of wind in a narrow space,” “howling,” “mourning”). Situated on the only harbor on the southern coast, it is the trading port for the islands to the south and west. Halme is the gateway to the island for luxury goods like spices, exotic foods, and cotton. The capital of the northern, Imperial state is Tamoiyu (lit. “at of-the-sea,” a truncation of the full name of the city, Ta Ehalre Imoiyu, “at the Gates of the Sea”.) Tamoiyu is located on the northern coast of the island, slightly east of Halme. Of course we will be exploring these two major cities in more detail as time goes on.

So it appears Saturday Night Live had it right a few months ago when they sarcastically joked that the Big 3 car companies’ plan to stay afloat was to come back asking for more money just a few months later. Apparently $17 billion wasn’t enough. They need another $21.6 billion.